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Please enjoy my daily selection of high-end creepiness...
Friday, September 16, 2011
And we have lift off, folks.
Saturday, September 3, 2011
Flume Family Fun Day.
Thursday, August 18, 2011
Granny's morning fix.
Monday, August 8, 2011
Another fun trip to Target.
Wednesday, July 27, 2011
Free refills.
Monday, July 18, 2011
WTF.
Tuesday, July 12, 2011
Wild woman.
Tuesday, June 28, 2011
About as scary as it gets.
Thursday, June 23, 2011
Only in our household...
Monday, June 20, 2011
Fun Father's Day festivities.
Monday, June 13, 2011
Just a man and his dog.
Thursday, June 9, 2011
What a pair.
Tuesday, May 24, 2011
Feline family photo.
Thursday, May 20, 2011
Hillarious.
Wednesday, May 18, 2011
The party clown has arrived.
Tuesday, May 17, 2011
EMBED-THe Exploding Banana Mask - Watch more free videos
The amazing exploding face mask.
Friday, May 13, 2011
Just another reason to attend next year's Star Trek Convention.
Tuesday, May 10, 2011
Weird tentacle girl.
Monday, May 9, 2011
Potato showing some skin.
Thursday, May 5, 2011
The 29-year-old Infant.
Tuesday, May 3, 2011
The proud grandfather.
Monday, May 2, 2011
Now everyone say cheese!
Wednesday, April 27, 2011
A man of many different flavors.
Monday, April 25, 2011
Creepy workout bunny.
Friday, April 22, 2011
Happy Easter Weekend!
Wednesday, April 20, 2011
Vintage clowns.
Tuesday, April 19, 2011
And Jesus has risen again.
Monday, April 18, 2011
Creepy sumo art.
Friday, April 15, 2011
The Snail Witch Project.
Thursday, April 14, 2011
Leashes for kids were invented for a reason.
Tuesday, April 12, 2011
All-natural face mask.
Monday, April 11, 2011
Amen to clowns.
Thursday, April 7, 2011
Yes, people like this do exist.
Wednesday, April 6, 2011
Sloth hits the books!
Tuesday, April 5, 2011
Sexiness.
Friday, April 1, 2011
Recycling at its finest.
Thursday, March 31, 2011
Creepy Baby.
Wednesday, March 30, 2011
One unique character.
Monday, March 28, 2011
Cow Hunting season has officially begun.
Friday, March 25, 2011
You never know who may be lurking around the next corner.
Thursday, March 24, 2011
For Hire. Preferably, birthday parties.
Wednesday, March 23, 2011
Just a man and his gnome garden.
Tuesday, March 22, 2011
It's about that time of year again!
Friday, March 18, 2011
One "bad ass" backpack.
Tuesday, March 15, 2011
Melonhead.
Monday, March 14, 2011
One stylish passenger.
Friday, March 11, 2011
The Ultimate UV Ray Protector.
Wednesday, March 9, 2011
Minnie Mouse on Roids.
Tuesday, March 8, 2011
World's ugliest doll collectible.
Monday, March 7, 2011
Happy Monday!
Friday, March 4, 2011
Don't forget to floss!
Thursday, March 3, 2011
Why buy the cow when the milk is free?
Wednesday, March 2, 2011
Human smores.
Monday, February 28, 2011
Anne would have rocked the show in this number.
Friday, February 25, 2011
A fun and unique way to cook your weenies.
Wednesday, February 23, 2011
Old-fashioned potty training.
Tuesday, February 22, 2011
Nothing quite compares to a hotdog jump rope.
Monday, February 21, 2011
His candy must have been irresistible.
Sunday, February 20, 2011
Separated at birth but reunited years later.
Thursday, February 17, 2011
Two in one breakfast combo.
Wednesday, February 16, 2011
Bread Head Bakery, Thailand.
Tuesday, February 15, 2011
No Slurp-PEEing in the pool please.
Saturday, February 12, 2011
Valentine's Skull.
Thursday, February 10, 2011
Earthquake warning system.
Suspicious package alert.
Wednesday, February 9, 2011
Unique Valentine's gift for the animal lover.
Tuesday, February 8, 2011
This book bore him to death.
Monday, February 7, 2011
Awkward family photo?
Saturday, February 5, 2011
Creepy hand for sale, $1,400.
Thursday, February 3, 2011
Some deals are hard to pass up.
Wednesday, February 2, 2011
International House of Creepiness.
And we have lift off, folks.
Saturday, September 3, 2011
Flume Family Fun Day.
Thursday, August 18, 2011
Granny's morning fix.
Monday, August 8, 2011
Another fun trip to Target.
Wednesday, July 27, 2011
Free refills.
Monday, July 18, 2011
WTF.
Tuesday, July 12, 2011
Wild woman.
Tuesday, June 28, 2011
About as scary as it gets.
Thursday, June 23, 2011
Only in our household...
Monday, June 20, 2011
Fun Father's Day festivities.
Monday, June 13, 2011
Just a man and his dog.
Thursday, June 9, 2011
What a pair.
Tuesday, May 24, 2011
Feline family photo. Thursday, May 20, 2011
Hillarious.
Wednesday, May 18, 2011
The party clown has arrived.
Tuesday, May 17, 2011
EMBED-THe Exploding Banana Mask - Watch more free videos
The amazing exploding face mask.
Friday, May 13, 2011
Just another reason to attend next year's Star Trek Convention.
Tuesday, May 10, 2011
Weird tentacle girl.
Monday, May 9, 2011
Potato showing some skin.
Thursday, May 5, 2011
The 29-year-old Infant.
Tuesday, May 3, 2011
The proud grandfather.
Monday, May 2, 2011
Now everyone say cheese!
Wednesday, April 27, 2011
A man of many different flavors.
Monday, April 25, 2011
Creepy workout bunny.
Friday, April 22, 2011
Happy Easter Weekend!
Wednesday, April 20, 2011
Vintage clowns.
Tuesday, April 19, 2011
And Jesus has risen again.
Monday, April 18, 2011
Creepy sumo art.
Friday, April 15, 2011
The Snail Witch Project.
Thursday, April 14, 2011
Leashes for kids were invented for a reason.
Tuesday, April 12, 2011
All-natural face mask.
Monday, April 11, 2011
Amen to clowns.
Thursday, April 7, 2011
Yes, people like this do exist.
Wednesday, April 6, 2011
Sloth hits the books!
Tuesday, April 5, 2011
Sexiness.
Friday, April 1, 2011
Recycling at its finest.
Thursday, March 31, 2011
Creepy Baby.
Wednesday, March 30, 2011
One unique character.
Monday, March 28, 2011
Cow Hunting season has officially begun.
Friday, March 25, 2011
You never know who may be lurking around the next corner.
Thursday, March 24, 2011
For Hire. Preferably, birthday parties.
Wednesday, March 23, 2011
Just a man and his gnome garden.
Tuesday, March 22, 2011
It's about that time of year again!
Friday, March 18, 2011
One "bad ass" backpack.
Tuesday, March 15, 2011
Melonhead.
Monday, March 14, 2011
One stylish passenger.
Friday, March 11, 2011
The Ultimate UV Ray Protector.
Wednesday, March 9, 2011
Minnie Mouse on Roids.
Tuesday, March 8, 2011
World's ugliest doll collectible.
Monday, March 7, 2011
Happy Monday!
Friday, March 4, 2011
Don't forget to floss!
Thursday, March 3, 2011
Why buy the cow when the milk is free?
Wednesday, March 2, 2011
Human smores.
Monday, February 28, 2011
Anne would have rocked the show in this number.
Friday, February 25, 2011
A fun and unique way to cook your weenies.
Wednesday, February 23, 2011
Old-fashioned potty training.
Tuesday, February 22, 2011
Nothing quite compares to a hotdog jump rope.
Monday, February 21, 2011
His candy must have been irresistible.
Sunday, February 20, 2011
Separated at birth but reunited years later.
Thursday, February 17, 2011
Two in one breakfast combo.
Wednesday, February 16, 2011
Bread Head Bakery, Thailand.
Tuesday, February 15, 2011
No Slurp-PEEing in the pool please.
Saturday, February 12, 2011
Valentine's Skull.
Thursday, February 10, 2011
Earthquake warning system.
Suspicious package alert.
Wednesday, February 9, 2011
Unique Valentine's gift for the animal lover.
Tuesday, February 8, 2011
This book bore him to death.
Monday, February 7, 2011
Awkward family photo?
Saturday, February 5, 2011
Creepy hand for sale, $1,400.
Thursday, February 3, 2011
Some deals are hard to pass up.
Wednesday, February 2, 2011
International House of Creepiness.
Don't mess with this granny.
Tuesday, February 1, 2011
One tank of a kid.
Monday, January 31, 2011
Cafe a la skull.
Friday, January 28, 2011
Chaos.
Thursday, January 27, 2011
Evil garden gnome.
Wednesday, January 26, 2011
Who knew...the Six Flags guy likes finger puppets!
Tuesday, January 25, 2011
Babies, flowers and creepiness.
Saturday, January 22, 2011
Happy 7th Birthday, Timmy.
Friday, January 21, 2011
Freddy got Iced.
Thursday, January 20, 2011
Monsters under the bed aren't quite as cool.
Wednesday, January 19, 2011
Slight doll fetish.
Tuesday, January 18, 2011
What a precious little monkey!
Monday, January 17, 2011
Roller Derby Exodus.
Sunday, January 16, 2011
Top-Heavy.
Saturday, January 15, 2011
Let's go sledding!
Thursday, January 13, 2011
One McSkull to go please.
Tuesday, January 11, 2011
Beware...she bites.
Monday, January 10, 2011
One sour apple.
Saturday, January 8, 2011
Jason's litter of gnomes.
Friday, January 7, 2011
One hell of a fieldtrip.
Thursday, January 6, 2011
Oh I'm sorry, am I interrupting?
Wednesday, January 5, 2011
We share the same resting face.
Tuesday, January 4, 2011
Spidey's backup ride.
Mr. Washington is one tall awkward man. [Contributed by Neeraj Gupta]
Monday, January 3, 2011
Clown botox overload.
Sunday, January 2, 2011
Happy Freaking New Year.
Wednesday, December 29, 2010
And the New Year's countdown begins...
Monday, December 27, 2010
Mrs. Butthead loves the holiday spirits.
Thursday, December 23, 2010
Definite Vegan.
Wednesday, December 22, 2010
IScream for IceCream.
Tuesday, December 21, 2010
Doll-Hawk.
Friday, December 17, 2010
Mr. Rogers' creepy side was weirder than we first thought.
Thursday, December 16, 2010
Blue Man Group reject.
Wednesday, December 15, 2010
BabyPeed.
Tuesday, December 14, 2010
Furniture not sold at Target.
Monday, December 13, 2010
Don't mess with this Santa.
Saturday, December 11, 2010
Chucky look-alikes pop up in the most random places.
Friday, December 10, 2010
My pet Blob.
Thursday, December 9, 2010
Her holiday party dress this year was a little over the top.
Wednesday, December 8, 2010
A "unique" gift idea. And yes, umbilical cord chargers do exist.
Tuesday, December 7, 2010
Doughboy's worst nightmare.
Monday, December 6, 2010
Nothing like drinking your face off.
Sunday, December 5, 2010
Christmas shopping can be fun sometimes.
Saturday, December 4, 2010
Man: A dog's best friend.
Friday, December 3, 2010
His trunk was full of surprises.
Thursday, December 2, 2010
Makes multi-tasking a hell of a lot easier.
Wednesday, December 1, 2010
We knew why, but never knew how.
Tuesday, November 30, 2010
The discovery of matches is always a thrill, at any age.
Monday, November 29, 2010
The thought of holiday gift shopping was more than some could bear.
This couch is what you call the cat's meow.
Saturday, November 27, 2010
A good Porkslap helps the turkey digest faster.
TURKEY DAY, 2010
Father, Son and the Holy Roast.
Good ole grandma got carried away this year.
Wednesday, November 24, 2010
I especially admire those that make the world a more colorful place.
Tuesday, November 23, 2010
Gobble Gobble Wah Wah.
My school photo didn't turn out too well this year. Dang.
Monday, November 22, 2010
His love for little boys was evident very early on.
Sunday, November 21, 2010
Banana Jammy Jam.
Saturday, November 20, 2010
Estheticians have seen a recent increase in "baby-waxing."
Friday, November 19, 2010
What...you have never napped with a Sloth before?
Size 10 but I'd prefer whole wheat linguine, if possible.
Thursday, November 18, 2010
One effed up tooth fairy.
This is what Pac Man would look like with skin and hair.
Wednesday, November 17, 2010
Guys n' Dolls.
Tuesday, November 16, 2010
Chucks in the City.
I'd like to congratulate Prince William on his recent engagement. He's surely picked a good one.
Monday, November 15, 2010
ChEARs Mate.
Monday morning entertainment.
Some early holiday cheer!
My typical thought process.
Sunday, November 14, 2010
Belated Halloween masterpiece.
Happy Sunday kids!
Saturday, November 13, 2010
Cleaning becomes a little more bearable with this get-up.
Friday, November 12, 2010
Sister Mary Whiz
My purse usually does the trick. Good idea though with the trench coat.
My sis was longing for a piece of tail.
Very nice to meet you Freddy. Why of course you can wear my mullett.
5 minutes later... My relationship with Freddy progressed unusually fast.
I know which playground I'll be bringing my kids to.
Is it weird that I'm a little jealous?
Not only is broccoli good for you, it's INSANE too!
Claws are so in.
My sister is a phenomenal artist. This is her rendition of me.
Don't mess with this granny.
Tuesday, February 1, 2011
One tank of a kid.
Monday, January 31, 2011
Cafe a la skull.
Friday, January 28, 2011
Chaos.
Thursday, January 27, 2011
Evil garden gnome.
Wednesday, January 26, 2011
Who knew...the Six Flags guy likes finger puppets!
Tuesday, January 25, 2011
Babies, flowers and creepiness.
Saturday, January 22, 2011
Happy 7th Birthday, Timmy.
Friday, January 21, 2011
Freddy got Iced.
Thursday, January 20, 2011
Monsters under the bed aren't quite as cool.
Wednesday, January 19, 2011
Slight doll fetish.
Tuesday, January 18, 2011
What a precious little monkey!
Monday, January 17, 2011
Roller Derby Exodus.
Sunday, January 16, 2011
Top-Heavy.
Saturday, January 15, 2011
Let's go sledding!
Thursday, January 13, 2011
One McSkull to go please.
Tuesday, January 11, 2011
Beware...she bites.
Monday, January 10, 2011
One sour apple.
Saturday, January 8, 2011
Jason's litter of gnomes.
Friday, January 7, 2011
One hell of a fieldtrip.
Thursday, January 6, 2011
Oh I'm sorry, am I interrupting?
Wednesday, January 5, 2011
We share the same resting face.
Tuesday, January 4, 2011
Spidey's backup ride.
Mr. Washington is one tall awkward man. [Contributed by Neeraj Gupta]
Monday, January 3, 2011
Clown botox overload.
Sunday, January 2, 2011
Happy Freaking New Year.
Wednesday, December 29, 2010
And the New Year's countdown begins...
Monday, December 27, 2010
Mrs. Butthead loves the holiday spirits.
Thursday, December 23, 2010
Definite Vegan.
Wednesday, December 22, 2010
IScream for IceCream.
Tuesday, December 21, 2010
Doll-Hawk.
Friday, December 17, 2010
Mr. Rogers' creepy side was weirder than we first thought.
Thursday, December 16, 2010
Blue Man Group reject.
Wednesday, December 15, 2010
BabyPeed.
Tuesday, December 14, 2010
Furniture not sold at Target.
Monday, December 13, 2010
Don't mess with this Santa.
Saturday, December 11, 2010
Chucky look-alikes pop up in the most random places.
Friday, December 10, 2010
My pet Blob.
Thursday, December 9, 2010
Her holiday party dress this year was a little over the top.
Wednesday, December 8, 2010
A "unique" gift idea. And yes, umbilical cord chargers do exist.
Tuesday, December 7, 2010
Doughboy's worst nightmare.
Monday, December 6, 2010
Nothing like drinking your face off.
Sunday, December 5, 2010
Christmas shopping can be fun sometimes.
Saturday, December 4, 2010
Man: A dog's best friend.
Friday, December 3, 2010
His trunk was full of surprises.
Thursday, December 2, 2010
Makes multi-tasking a hell of a lot easier.
Wednesday, December 1, 2010
We knew why, but never knew how.
Tuesday, November 30, 2010
The discovery of matches is always a thrill, at any age.
Monday, November 29, 2010
The thought of holiday gift shopping was more than some could bear.
This couch is what you call the cat's meow.
Saturday, November 27, 2010
A good Porkslap helps the turkey digest faster.
TURKEY DAY, 2010
Father, Son and the Holy Roast.
Good ole grandma got carried away this year.
Wednesday, November 24, 2010
I especially admire those that make the world a more colorful place.
Tuesday, November 23, 2010
Gobble Gobble Wah Wah.
My school photo didn't turn out too well this year. Dang.
Monday, November 22, 2010
His love for little boys was evident very early on.
Sunday, November 21, 2010
Banana Jammy Jam.
Saturday, November 20, 2010
Estheticians have seen a recent increase in "baby-waxing."
Friday, November 19, 2010
What...you have never napped with a Sloth before?
Size 10 but I'd prefer whole wheat linguine, if possible.
Thursday, November 18, 2010
One effed up tooth fairy.
This is what Pac Man would look like with skin and hair.
Wednesday, November 17, 2010
Guys n' Dolls.
Tuesday, November 16, 2010
Chucks in the City.
I'd like to congratulate Prince William on his recent engagement. He's surely picked a good one.
Monday, November 15, 2010
ChEARs Mate.
Monday morning entertainment.
Some early holiday cheer!
My typical thought process.
Sunday, November 14, 2010
Belated Halloween masterpiece.
Happy Sunday kids!
Saturday, November 13, 2010
Cleaning becomes a little more bearable with this get-up.
Friday, November 12, 2010
Sister Mary Whiz
My purse usually does the trick. Good idea though with the trench coat.
My sis was longing for a piece of tail.
Very nice to meet you Freddy. Why of course you can wear my mullett.
5 minutes later... My relationship with Freddy progressed unusually fast.
I know which playground I'll be bringing my kids to.
Is it weird that I'm a little jealous?
Not only is broccoli good for you, it's INSANE too!
Claws are so in.
My sister is a phenomenal artist. This is her rendition of me.
Everyone has a morning routine.
Clowns are unlike any other species....They deserve special attention.
My husband is more artistic than he thinks...This lovely creature would be my beautiful sister. Can you see the resemblance?
Normal pictures are boring. CHEESE.
The story of my life.
I've taught my mentee so well.
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